Hello and welcome (back) to this blend of culture, vision and utter crap. I had a few subjects in mind for this post, but picked the latter one, for it’s been bugging me for a long time now.
Why blog?
I had only negative arguments about blogging: haven’t too much time on my hand, what would the blog be about, do I really have anything relevant to say, if so – would anyone listen, would I become as lame as some fucking stupid romanian bloggers?
With that being said (yo, assholes, you owe me big time for showcasing your aids-infested blogs just now; by the way you should quit), I’ve made a list with the top reasons for not making a blog or pressing the delete button right now.
So: (burp)
- If your blog is a LOLCats, CanIHazCheezburger copy or if you’re reposting what the good people at the LOLCats evil headquarters create out of
crapcats and… cheeseburgers, apparently. - If your blog is not a music blog yet all you have is Youtube songs with meaningful lyrics underneath.
- If you write personal stuff, such as anal-bleeding beer fests or thoughts about someone you want to be with. No, I am not being harsh, for real now. Don’t cry. Oh… Jeez… Here, I’ll even bother to think about an alternative: WRITE A FUCKING JOURNAL! Or my second favorite: tell the poor soul.
- If your blogroll is jam-packed with so many commercials, it looks like Times Square minus the naked guy. You will not earn $50 million, you will not surpass Jay Z in stuntasticness, you will not pass “Go“.
- If you’re writing uninteresting, irrelevant, redundant, time wasting, stupid posts. Look, I know “content is king”, but if you don’t think about what you post, and do it just to angrenate the stupid masses into ridiculous and shalow comments, I don’t think so.
- If you think that by having a blog, you are ultimately the King of the Universe. No doubt, you are a unique human being, just as the rest of us are. You have to accept the fact that opinions are meant to be personal, and – oh Dear God, could be different than yours. DO NOT be an asshole, DO NOT treat your public with disrespect, DO NOT consider them stupid because they wRiTe LiKe ThIsS.
- If you have a post title that has no rellevance with the actual post. Except if your blog is an experimental-litterature one.
- If all you write about is negative stuff. Dissing everybody. If you really want to do that, tell the people in their face.
- If five minutes after the evening news ended, you post everything on your blog. It’s okay to write about a possible nuclear holocaust, but otherwise, I don’t care about some guy getting hacked by his daughter for molesting her for 32 years, I don’t care about your stupid politics and politicians, I don’t care about police.
- Starting a blog about peace in the Middle-East and finnishing as Teens gone wild. Seriously, dude?
- Give me fuel, give me fire, but not too much fire though. Posting too much is also a pickle in the whiskey jar. Opening your Google Reader and finding 1000+ next to your blog would make me either mark them all as read, or unsubscribe.
And there you have it. My unusually proportioned list. But what I really want to know is, what else would you put in this list?
Filed under: blogging, cheezburger, delete, eleven, heretics, lolcats, reasons
